They’re so dumb and docile that they don’t even know they’re cattle.
“Someone gave us Spam,” said Elliot Hartmann-Russell, 18, a volunteer who held up a can of the meat and stared at it while sorting through the donations. “I’m not going to eat it, but … .”
Tom Hintze, 24, was volunteering in Zuccotti Park last week. “Just now there was a big UPS delivery,” he said. “We don’t know where it comes from. It just appears, and we eat it.”
It would be sad, if they weren’t so dangerous to the future of the species.