I wonder how long it took him to fight off his would-be rescuers:
A man has killed himself by leaping into a vat of whisky at the Glenfiddich Distillery.
Brian Ettles, 46, drowned after he threw himself inside the 50,000-litre tank.
Paramedics and firefighters were called to the scene but the father-of-two died inside the wooden vat on Saturday.
Yes, I know it’s a tragedy. But it’s also one hell of a way to go (h/t Maetenloch at Ace’s place).