First, there was the face-eating drugged-out cannibal in Miami.
Then there was the body-part mailing, gay cannibal snuff-film porn star in Ottawa.
And now some devil-possessed woman in San Antonio has hacked apart her infant’s head and feasted on his brains.
Update: Some guy in Maryland was just arrested for eating his roommate. I swear, I’m going to start building a bunker.