Michelle Antoinette wants more time skiing in Vail and partying in Spain on the taxpayer’s dime, and is attempting to convince voters to hit their polling places early (and often?) in an effort to get their ballots cast before the preference cascade blows her and her husband out of the White House in a landslide defeat.
Mrs. Obama couldn’t come up with a rational explanation for why voters should cast their votes now, well before November 6, as her pathetic toilet excuse showed:
“On Monday I led by example: I mailed in my ballot early,” she said. “I voted for Barack Obama. And I did it because I want to spend Election Day really working to turn out the vote, and that’s something that you may want to think about doing.”
Mrs. Obama continued: “Early voting is important because it gives you that convenience, truly—especially students with busy schedules, families with busy lives.
“You wake up on Election Day—you might have a cold, babysitter gets sick, it’s raining, car broke down, I mean I could go on—toilet overflowing,” she said, to a laughing audience. “There are so many ways to mess up a day when you don’t have a lot of time.”
I’ll be happy when she’s back in Chicago or Hawaii on January 21st, loathing America in relative anonymity.