Mitt Romney practices his acceptance speech as the MSM wails in fury and denial.

You can tell precisely how desperate the media are to pretend that Barack Obama still has a chance to win the 2012 Presidential election, and the fear and desperation taste. so. good.

Michael Tomasky shrieks that JournaOlister Nate Silver still gives Obama a chance in the polls, even though Silver’s credibility began heading for the exits weeks ago.

A fearful Jonathan Chait, unable to deal with the fall of his idol, calls Romney’s surge a bluff.

Even a tapped-out New York Times op-ed tried to claim turnaround artist Romney hasn’t out-classed, out-thought, and out-performed Obama on the only issue that really matters, resurrecting America from Obama’s failed economic policies.

It’s a long and brutal slog, trying to support a loser, especially when you know in your hear that the loser in question never cared about you in the slightest, had no respect for you, and treated you like a whore…

…because you were…

…and because you are.