Birther Donald Trump says he has a bombshell to drop on the Obama campaign.
It’s my guess that he’s going to point out that the Dunham family was from Washington State before Hawaii, and then claim that a pregnant Stanley Dunham was shipped home, and then north into Canada during the end of her pregnancy because of fears of how a bi-racial birth with an Africa communist father would be treated in the United States during the Cold War.
Trump will say that Obama was born in Vancouver, and that he and his mother only returned to Hawaii after he was safely delivered.
Obama is expected to concede the point, as it explains his passion for the taste of braised sled dog.
He is then expected to forfeit the 2012 Presidential campaign in order to start his bid to unseat Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper. Canadian Islamists are said to be thrilled that they will finally get representation from one of their own.