Comments on: Super-genius Joe Biden advises committing a felony instead of defending yourself

By: Rob in Katy

Rob in Katy — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 05:17:48 +0000

As i understand it, you can discharge a weapon in most cities as long as the projectile does not leave your property – so shoot the floor. I used to tell my wife, take the 20ga and point it at the pool and let one off. the worst we would have to do is buy new windows. I was pretty sure since we were in the county, still a close neighborhood, there wound’t be a issue. But I do think that 80 years of Joe drinking has caught up with his brain cells…

By: Klingonwork

Klingonwork — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 01:51:49 +0000

Every time I think of Joe Biden, I picture lightning bolts radiating from his head in a 360 degree pattern because of his super-genius Mensa-extraordinaire like capabilities. He must use a lot of grease to keep his hair down cuz of the intense radiating energy coming from his cranium.

Or maybe he does crack.

Molon Labe

By: Mike Gregory

Mike Gregory — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 00:04:38 +0000

His statements are proof that he is a simple minded poser who has never been taught anything about guns or the liability of brandishing and/or “shooting to scare” someone. He is as stupid as a human can get and his boss is pushing hard to assume the role. Their two IQ’s combined would barely hit 100. Ever wonder why they can’t practice law legally?

Instead of Joey’s plan you should try this approach:

Simply dial 911 and state: “I fear for my life” then you say “I can’t feel my legs” and promptly hang up. (Staying on the phone is how they gather initial evidence and they already know where you are due to enhanced 911.)
HANG UP.

Now that that is all legally taken care of you kill the bastard(s)that are in your house. Kill or injure anyone outside the house and you are on your own in MOST cases.
Don’t vomit or piss or even issue a stern warning; those options are only for the liberally impared.

If one happens to live… through some miracle… you then sue them in a civil court for pain and suffering due to your leg paralysis that shows up “now and then” along with constant severe back pain.

Even a stupid lawyer knows who will win. Right Barry?

By: AZOolddog

AZOolddog — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 22:04:20 +0000

For my small framed Wife her AR is much more controllable than a hard kicking 12 GA. That is if you don’t count the .45APC in her purse!

By: peepants

peepants — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:22:06 +0000

If we combine this with what Colorado Democrats have suggested you have the perfect rape prevention tool. If you feel your are being threatened release some “warning vomit” or “warning urine” to ward off any would be attackers! (obvious sarcasm)