Bob Owens

The saddest truth in politics is that people get the leaders they deserve

Nutty ginger goes on stabbing spree; Obama promises hair color control and “soft foods only” policy. For the children.

Written By: Bob - Apr• 09•13
Stabby McDouche was pummeled by another student, then arrested.

Stabby McDouche was pummeled by another student, then arrested. (via Facebook)

Apparently, this college didn’t have an med school tool-free zone:

The first reports that something was terribly wrong on the Cy-Fair Campus of the Lone Star College system came via social media.  A tweet around 11:20 a.m. Tuesday that there had been a stabbing on campus. Moments later, the calls started flooding into 911 that multiple people on the campus had been stabbed. It appeared that the suspect was attacking people at random with some sort of weapon.

From first witness accounts, it was chaotic. Some students report seeing fellow students stabbed in front of them. Those students ran into nearby classrooms asking for anyone to call 911.

One picture tweeted to @myfoxhouston showed a classroom with tables and chairs pushed in front of the doors as a makeshift barricade. The first 911 calls indicated five stabbing victims, however as emergency crews started arriving that number quickly started to grow to more than a dozen. Four victims with severe stab wounds to the face and neck were taken by Life Flight medical helicopter to Memorial Hermann Hospital – Texas Medial Center, a level 1 trauma center. Two other victims were taken to the same hospital by ambulance.

Five other victims received initial treatment at the scene and were determined to have less serious injuries and were taken by ambulance or private vehicle to Cypress Fairbanks Medical Center Hospital.

If college campuses weren’t gun-free zones, perhaps this tool would have been on ice by now instead of enjoying the celebrity of slicing up his peers with an exacto knife or scalpel.

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6 Comments

  1. Hank Curmudgeon says:

    YET ANOTHER “GUN (Or Knife) FREE ZONE”! http://www.lonestar.edu/weapons-premises.htm

  2. Klingonwork says:

    Stunned, no words. Where’s the calls to ban knives?

    • Bill says:

      It is coming.

    • Orion says:

      They’re already making those calls in the UK as people can too easily gain access to – I kid you not – kitchen knives.

      Orion

      • Survival Skvez says:

        You can no longer buy a kitchen knife in the UK without it being pre-packaged in sonically welded plastic. That means you can’t feel the balance of the knife before you buy it. There are also calls to remove the tips from kitchen knives making the tips all rounded and blunt.

        And if you don’t go straight home after buying said knife (fixed blade and longer than three inches) you don’t have a ‘good reason’ to be carrying it and are committing a crime. (Going straight home after buying it is a good reason, going anywhere else leaves you open to having to pay lawyers lots of money).

        Maybe next they’ll tell us we have to buy all our vegetables pre-chopped. You know … “for the children”.

  3. NY OEF vet says:

    Mother of god, ban those high capacity assault knives.