Bob Owens

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Drama llama mamma blogger now under psychiatric watch

Written By: Bob - Aug• 07•13

I’ve always had two distinct talents as a writer: I can break down complex subjects into more palatable and easier to digest “bites,” and I’ve got a fairly well-developed B.S. detector for written fallacies. That’s why I so easily debunked claimed massacres during the Iraq war from the comfort of my couch, and why when I heard about Katie Vyktoriah’s “pink headband” story I jumped on it with both feet.

It was so self-evidently fake, with such poorly-fabricated stereotypical dialogue, that it simply wasn’t plausible for anyone that grasps language and human interaction… which, I suppose is why it was so credulously echoed by the not-so-swift folks on the political left, who were eager to promote the “vicious intolerant Walmart Bubba” meme.

Sadly, Vyktoriah’s fiction writing experiment got away from her, and she is now on suicide watch.

A mommy blogger whose post ‘What happened when my son wore a pink headband to Walmart’ went viral on the Internet last weekend was Baker Acted after making suicidal comments to deputies Monday, according to a Lake County Sheriff’s Office report obtained by the Orlando Sentinel.

On Aug. 2, the blog post, written under the byline Katie Vyktoriah, was published on the Huffington Post website and quickly went viral.

The Sheriff’s Office report identified the blogger as Kathleen Carpenter. In the blog, the author wrote that her two-year-old son had worn a pink headband in a Central Florida Walmart store, and a man approached her and yelled out, “That’s a boy?!” according to the post. Here’s what the author wrote next:

“With no notice, the man stepped forward, grabbed the headband off of Dexter’s head and threw it to the bottom of our shopping cart. He then cuffed Dexter around the side of his head (not hard, but that is not the point) and said with a big laugh, ‘You’ll thank me later, little man!'”

Then according to the post, the man hurled a homophobic epithet at her toddler.

The post was picked up by media all over the Internet, and soon, people posted outraged comments of support for the mother. But there were also comments questioning the validity of her story.

In the post, she wrote that she did not notify the store management or the police about the incident when it occurred.

According to Polk County Sheriff’s Office documents, at about 9:30 p.m. Saturday, the Sheriff’s Office received a call from Carpenter’s home reporting that Carpenter and her son were harassed at Walmart the week before and that after she blogged about the incident, “now they are receiving threats.”

The report on the “harassing/obscene phone calls” was written up by a deputy on Monday. In it, the deputy notes that patrols have been requested in the area for the next two weeks in response to the threats.

In an update on her Facebook page, “A Mother Thing” late Saturday, the woman wrote “The Polk County Sheriff’s Deputy has just left our home, and all information about the original Wal Mart incident and the ongoing harassment has been documented and is being dealt with. I have been advised NOT to say any more about the situation, as the investigation is ongoing, so thank you all for your support, but I am going to be offline for the next while until all of this is resolved.”

No further posts have been written and her “A Mother Thing” blog has been taken down.

According to the Lake County Sheriff’s Office report, the Polk County Sheriff’s Office became aware of Carpenter’s blog post detailing the alleged incident at a Walmart in Clermont. Since Polk County was eventually mentioned specifically in the blog as being the responding agency, a Sheriff’s Office lieutenant requested a deputy go meet with Carpenter.

Another Polk Sheriff’s report states that on Monday at about 9 p.m., a deputy went to Carpenter’s home to “assist” the Lake Sheriff’s office with the battery case, since it had allegedly taken place in Lake County. While deputies were there, Carpenter explained that her two-year-old had been battered at the Walmart. Then, according to the report, she “made statements that met the criteria for a Law Enforcement Baker Act.”

Carpenter told deputies, according to the report, “that the attention obtained by her story and the negative comments and communications to her had become too much stress and she could not handle the situation…anymore,” and was thinking of killing herself.

At that time, she was taken into custody by the Polk deputy under Florida’s Baker Act, which allows law-enforcement to hospitalize people for mental-health evaluation.

If I’m reading this correctly, it appears Vyktoriah lied about the deputies coming to her home Saturday; she had merely called them (so she lied about the events there, too). They came out Monday after hearing her claim they had been there on Saturday, and that’s when she said things that caused the men in the white coats to come out and haul her off to the looney bin.

I pity Vyktoriah. She’s a sad and fragile creature that has to fabricate realities because her reality-based community is just that: reality-based (“-based” concedes it is not actually reality, but a poor facsimile thereof). She’s just the latest Jayson Blair, Stephen Glass, Scott Beauchamp, etc, who has authored a fantasy world when the progressive fantasyland doesn’t match up with what they think it should resemble.

What’s even more pathetic, however, is how supposed “journalists” at the Huffington Post, Gawker, etc swallowed the lie so easily because of their confirmation biases.

The ease with which Vyktoriah’s lie spread is the symptom of a much larger problem within the reality-based community. Sadly, these same sort of people are running the White House.

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  1. Does she even have a son or is he a fabrication as well?

  2. john says:

    Sounds like my ex wife.

  3. Marty says:

    She lied. She lied to cover the lie. Then she lied to cover the lie she lied to cover the lie. Then the stress of keeping all the lies straight put her over the edge.

    I’d be surprised if Obama doesn’t offer her a Cabinet appointment. Propaganda Czar would work.

  4. Michael says:

    Lots of people without Bob’s magical Spidey-sense also doubted the story’s veracity:

  5. Veritas says:

    Obama wants to hire her for his nudge program.

  6. Old Gringo says:

    ….”and children shall rule over them”…….

  7. PubliusII says:

    Assuming she actually does have a kid, I really feel sorry for him.

  8. Pablo says:

    I think “Community based reality” hits the mark squarely.