Bob Owens

The saddest truth in politics is that people get the leaders they deserve

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Addressing inbreeding depression in the polimedia through remedial kinetic action (updated)

It has been a brutal week, in a Presidency that has been brutal, savage, and base. We’ve discovered that President Barack Obama personally denied cross-border authority to a force or more than 100 Recon Marines that had been launched to help a large number of American diplomats and CIA operatives that had been attacked in […]

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Obama Admin to sue National Weather Service for voter suppression caused by ‘Frankenstorm’ Sandy

Bolstered by the recent manslaughter convictions of seven Italian scientists who failed to predict an earthquake that took more than three hundred lives, the Voting Rights Division of the Department of Justice is preparing a case against the National Weather Service for steering Hurricane Sandy towards vulnerable, heavily Democratic areas in the northeastern United States […]

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